Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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