Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
it's like iHOP with fire
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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