next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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