8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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