He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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