He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I want a musical about memes.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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