I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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