Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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