Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Randomize
