im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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