how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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