Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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