Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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