she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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