I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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