We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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