He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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