i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
i now understand why vodka
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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