Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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