I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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