I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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