There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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