i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Dick very happy bro
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