Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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