super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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