I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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