i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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