i think my tv is drunk
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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