if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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