i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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