Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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