Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
