I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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