normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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