Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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