This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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