But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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