Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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