Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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