Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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