Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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