My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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