Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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