Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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