So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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