Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think I died a long time ago.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Can I color on your dick again?
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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