oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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