I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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