susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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