let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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