so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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