Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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