All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
